5 O'clock Somewhere - Jay

OK, so we are invoking a sort of backward "it's 5'oclock somewhere" logic...

First. We are in Fiji, so that means drink, right?
Second. We are now in the in the southern Hemisphere, so Drink.
Third. We are looking after kids, so (Dont) Drink.
Fourth. Its only 2pm here so DONT Drink.
Fifth. That means its 5pm in California, so Drink!!1

3-2 Drink!